You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Operation Purity has been aborted
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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