Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Randomize
