I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
