He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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