Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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