Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
i out mim tonsoeep
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