there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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