He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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