the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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