I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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