ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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