And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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