She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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