think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
