Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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