Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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