make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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