Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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