Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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