You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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