In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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