love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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