Dual....:-)
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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