Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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