I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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