so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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