yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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