Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
