I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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