I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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