These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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