She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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