I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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