I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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