Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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