i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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