wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize
