why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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