Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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