I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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