your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
