smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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