Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
