super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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