It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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