she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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