i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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