What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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