So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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