bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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