STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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