Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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